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​POUTIN'S OUT
POUTIN'S OUT 

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Advice for girls in the age of the selfie

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All you girls like to take a selfie
Sometimes openly, sometimes stealthy
You purse your lips into a pout, and -
No, don’t do it, poutin’s out
Yeah, poutin’s out, poutin’s out
No one does it anymore – poutin’s out
 
You seem to think a pout makes you look alluring
But pout too often and it just gets boring
You all look the same if everybody pouts
You need to find a better way so you stand out
Yeah, poutin’s out, poutin’s out
Just so yesterday – poutin’s out
 
There's some who inject Botox to make their lips fuller
They think big kissy lips makes them look cooler
But a lotta times they just look like a trout
And no one kisses fish, so give up that pout
Yeah, poutin’s out, poutin’s out
Too Kardashian – poutin’s out
 
So here’s some advice - don’t pout just smile
It looks a lot better and cooler by a mile
If you want to look gorgeous, there is no doubt
A big smile’s in and poutin’s out
Yeah, poutin’s out, poutin’s out
If you want to be woke – poutin’s out
 
 
 




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  • Home
    • Contact
  • Songs
    • Picture of GB without EU
    • Poutin's Out
    • Wild Drunken Lush
    • You Can't Do That
    • B-R-E-X-I-T
    • Ochone Blues
    • Bonnie Bessie Logan (Reply)
    • Selfie-Stick Blues
    • i_Blues
    • i_Blues (Reply)
    • Innovation Blues
  • Poems
    • The Wee Lass is Away
    • The Yachtsman
    • My Princes Street Girl
    • Willie Was There
    • The Mermaid's Daughter
    • The Five Sisters of Freuchie
    • A Decent Lass from Dairsie
  • Stories
    • His One True Love
  • Books
    • The Wazos >
      • Foreword
      • The Hoot Family
      • David and Victoria Peckem
    • Linden Bridge Is Falling Down
  • Bio/Blog
    • The Axe
    • A Cruel End
    • Poole's Roxy
    • THE RED MIST
    • Getting the Pea-Shooters
    • Driving the Jag
    • Holy Joe's Downfall
    • A Brush with Heroin
    • Fracas in Jablonna
    • A Near Thing in Auschwitz