i_BLUES  (Reply) 

This is the young woman's reply to her boyfriend's
plea as expressed in i_Blues.

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 (Chorus - sing after each verse)
Turn my i_Phone off? - no way!
Turn my i_Phone off? – you’re kiddin’!
Turn my i_Phone off? - uhh uhh!
I don't wanna listen to you.
 
I'm not much interested in your stupid car
Its twin carbohydrates and its Arctic Roll bar
I don’t want a boy racer, I just want a lover
You're supposed to turn me on, not turn the car over
 
You go on and on about Dundee United
You don't seem to notice I'm less than excited
But if I you wanna talk football, ok I will do
The one who scores with me is Cristiano Ronaldo
 
You never stop talking ‘bout your previous hoes
Your obvious lying gets right up my nose
You say they were all drop-dead gorgeous
But I know them – a right bunch of salad-dodgers
 
A night out with you is a game of doms
Six pints of lager and four Jager bombs
A portion of chips and a donner kebab
Then a drunken fumble in the back of a cab
 
I don't need someone always trying to impress me
I just want a boyfriend to kiss and caress m
And if you keep dissing me ‘cause I like to use Google
You can eff off – I’ll go wi’ Charlie McDougal