B-R-E-X-I-T 
(A wee song inspired by Tammy Wynette's  "D-I-V-O-R-C-E")
 
We've been part of the EU for over 40 years
But now I have to spell out words that bring me close to tears
Like F-A-R-A-G-E and B-O-R-I-S
It's gonna be an F-U-C-K-I-N' awful mess
 
David C-A-M-E-R-O-N hoped to save his skin
He thought the British people would vote to keep us in
But ‘leave’ got a B-A-W-H-A-I-R majority
And it’ll leave this country flat upon its A-R-S-E
 
Ukippers will be happy to split from Frog and Kraut
They think I-S-O-L-ation will keep these horrid immigrants out
The R-E-F-E-R-endum was nobbled by a lying clique
Now with D-A-V-I-S in charge we’re up S-H-I-T creek
 
The EU has championed peace from its very first day
But the Brexiteers think less of peace than W-O-N-G-A
All they talk about is getting a good D-E-A-L
Xenophobic chauvinism leaves a nasty smell 
 
So B-R-E-X-I-T will soon be finalised
The UK and the EU will cut all formal ties
But T-H-E-R-E-S-A should listen to this heartfelt plea
And stop this nonsense before it goes T-I-T-S U-P