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B-R-E-X-I-T 

B-R-E-X-I-T 
(A wee song inspired by Tammy Wynette's  "D-I-V-O-R-C-E")

 
We've been part of the EU for over 40 years
But now I have to spell out words that bring me close to tears
Like F-A-R-A-G-E and B-O-R-I-S
It's gonna be an F-U-C-K-I-N' awful mess
 
David C-A-M-E-R-O-N hoped to save his skin
He thought the British people would vote to keep us in
But ‘leave’ got a B-A-W-H-A-I-R majority
And it’ll leave this country flat upon its A-R-S-E
 
Ukippers will be happy to split from Frog and Kraut
They think I-S-O-L-ation will keep these horrid immigrants out
The R-E-F-E-R-endum was nobbled by a lying clique
Now with D-A-V-I-S in charge we’re up S-H-I-T creek
 
The EU has championed peace from its very first day
But the Brexiteers think less of peace than W-O-N-G-A
All they talk about is getting a good D-E-A-L
Xenophobic chauvinism leaves a nasty smell 
 
So B-R-E-X-I-T will soon be finalised
The UK and the EU will cut all formal ties
But T-H-E-R-E-S-A should listen to this heartfelt plea
And stop this nonsense before it goes T-I-T-S U-P
 


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  • Home
    • Contact
  • Songs
    • Picture of GB without EU
    • Poutin's Out
    • Wild Drunken Lush
    • You Can't Do That
    • B-R-E-X-I-T
    • Ochone Blues
    • Bonnie Bessie Logan (Reply)
    • Selfie-Stick Blues
    • i_Blues
    • i_Blues (Reply)
    • Innovation Blues
  • Poems
    • The Wee Lass is Away
    • The Yachtsman
    • My Princes Street Girl
    • Willie Was There
    • The Mermaid's Daughter
    • The Five Sisters of Freuchie
    • A Decent Lass from Dairsie
  • Stories
    • His One True Love
  • Books
    • The Wazos >
      • Foreword
      • The Hoot Family
      • David and Victoria Peckem
    • Linden Bridge Is Falling Down
  • Bio/Blog
    • The Axe
    • A Cruel End
    • Poole's Roxy
    • THE RED MIST
    • Getting the Pea-Shooters
    • Driving the Jag
    • Holy Joe's Downfall
    • A Brush with Heroin
    • Fracas in Jablonna
    • A Near Thing in Auschwitz